50 Actually Funny Christmas Jokes for Kids and Good Clean Puns

My daughter is always on the lookout for funny Christmas jokes for kids to tell at our Christmas party

Amidst the Christmas decorations and the Christmas presents she loves to make us laugh and totally outdoes her dad in the dad jokes arena.

These are her best Christmas jokes to bring smiles to all during the holiday season.

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So if you’re looking to break the ice during Christmas dinner, learning some of these chuckle-inducing Christmas riddles is a great way to start.

Remember, these Christmas jokes are for kids, so even if some might seem a little too obvious or silly they most likely have never heard them before and the kids will love them.

Santa Jokes

Why does Santa have three gardens?
Because he likes to ‘ho ho ho’.
Who’s Santa’s favorite singer?
Elf-is Presley.
What do you call Santa living at the South Pole?
A lost Claus.
What’s the difference between Santa Claus and a knight?
One slays a dragon, the other drags a sleigh.
Why is Santa afraid of getting stuck in a chimney?
He has Claus-trophobia.
How do you wash your hands over the holiday?
With Santa-tizer.
How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?
Nothing, it was on the house.
How can you tell when Santa’s around?
You can sense his presents.
Why does Santa choose to go down your chimney on Christmas Eve?
Because it soots him.
Why is Santa never sick?
Because he has good elf care!
What do you call Santa when after he spent all his money?
Saint Nickel-less.
Why can’t Mrs. Claus throw anything away?
She’s too santa-mental.
What does Santa like to eat jelly with?
Mistle-toast.
Why would Santa always win in a fight?
He has a black belt.
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Snowmen jokes

What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Ice caps.
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.
What do you call a snowman who vacations in the tropics?
A puddle.
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Do you smell carrots?
Why does everyone love Frosty the Snowman?
Because he’s cool.
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes.
How do you know someone was mad at Frosty the Snowman?
Because they gave him two black eyes.
What do snowmen like best about school?
Snow and tell.
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Elf Jokes

What do elves learn in school when they’re young?
The elf-abet.
What do elves drive?
Toy-otas.
What do elves do in school?
Present-ations.
What do call a dozen elves?
Twelf elves.
What is an elf’s favorite type of cookie?
Shortbread.
What do you call an elf who gets rich?
Welfy.
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More random Best Christmas jokes for Kids

What kind of money is used at the North Pole?
Jingle bills.
What did Adam say the day before Christmas?
“It’s Christmas, Eve!”
Which reindeer has the worst manners?
Rude-olph.
How many letters are in the Christmas alphabet?
Only 25, there’s no L. (Noel)
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
Because they always drop their needles.
What would Scrooge say if he were a sheep?
“Baaaaaaaaah humbug”
What do sheep say at Christmas?
A Merry Christmas to Ewe.
What did the gingerbread man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet.
Why do mummies like Christmas so much?
They love all the wrapping.
Who is never hungry at Christmas?
The turkey because he’s always stuffed.
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What’s the Grinch’s least favorite band?
The Who.
What did the third wise man say after his friends had already presented gold and frankincense?
“But wait, there’s myrrh!”
What are the best Christmas sweaters made from?
Fleece Navidad.
What’s the best Christmas present in the world?
A broken drum, you just can’t beat it.
Why did only the letter “E” get a Christmas present?
The other letters were not E. (Naughty)
What is a Christmas tree’s favorite candy?
Orna-mints.
Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?
It needed to be trimmed.
Who’s Rudolph’s favorite pop star?
Beyon-sleigh.
A gingerbread man went to the doctor complaining of a sore knee.
The doctor asked him: “Have you tried icing it?”
Why don’t aliens celebrate Christmas?
Because they don’t want to give away their presence.
What kind of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball.
What does every Christmas Day end with?
With the letter Y.

And one bonus joke that any parent can appreciate:

What is a parent’s favorite Christmas carol?
Silent Night!


While these best Christmas jokes will keep the kids amused for a little bit during Christmas dinner, you may also want to print some of these free Christmas coloring sheets, watch a Christmas movie, or play a round of the Left-Right Christmas game at the dinner table as a great way to keep the fun going.

Having more funny kids’ jokes under your belt will make you a star at any kid’s birthday party or family reunion. It’s also never too early to learn some great Halloween jokes for next year!

In the meantime, I wish you a Merry Christmas and a wonderful New Year.

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