Chop and cook the bacon.
Chop the green onions.
Place all the ingredients for the cheese ball in a bowl and mix.
Place the cheese mixture on a large sheet of plastic wrap and wrap it.
Use your hands to roll it and shape it into a football shape.
Slice the string cheese to make the football stripes. You'll need: 2 long flat stripes and 4 shorter ones for the 2 ends, 2 flat pieces for the middle seam, and 6 thin flat pieces for the stitching.
Carefully place the string cheese on top of the cheese ball to create the seam. You'll want to push in the thin pieces of string cheese into the cheese just enough to create a sewn effect.
Place the 2 long flat pieces of string cheese on each side of football and use the 4 shorter pieces to finish the stripes.
Chop up the dark green part of a bunch of green onions and line a platter.
Place your football on the bed of green onions.
Serve with your favorite crackers.