Adding a couple of famous birthday wishes quotes is a fun way to spice up a birthday card, text, or email.
I’ve put together some of the most famous quotes about aging well that I could find.
If you’re young, many of these names won’t mean anything to you. So I encourage you to learn about the person whose quotes you like, you might find them fascinating.
Whether you’re jotting down a note inside a birthday card or sending a quick text, feel free to copy the sayings or send one of the quote images from this post by text or email.
A few of these quotes are famously attributed to two people, so I’ve listed both.
These fun quotes about aging will help you end your birthday card with a clever touch!
Some Funny Birthday Wishes Quotes About Aging
Famous people have said some pretty funny and quirky things about aging. So why not borrow their wit and poke a little fun at getting older?
These funny quotes about aging are sure to add a smile to any birthday message.
“You don’t stop laughing when you grow old, you grow old when you stop laughing.” – George Bernard Shaw
“Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.” – Found attributed to both Walt Disney and Chili Davis
“You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.” – Bob Hope
“Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.” – Jo Brand
“You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.” – Ogden Nash
“The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.” – Lucille Ball
“The trick is to age honestly and gracefully and make it look great, so that everyone looks forward to it.” – Emma Thompson
“With age comes wisdom, but sometimes age comes alone.” – Oscar Wilde
“Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.” – Jack Benny and others
“By the time you’re 80 years old you’ve learned everything. You only have to remember it.” – George Burns
“The really frightening thing about middle age is that you know you’ll grow out of it.” – Doris Day
“I don’t feel old. I don’t feel anything until noon. Then it’s time for my nap.” – Bob Hope
“You can live to be a hundred if you give up all things that make you want to live to be a hundred.” – Woody Allen
“At age 20, we worry about what others think of us. At age 40, we don’t care what they think of us. At age 60, we discover they haven’t been thinking of us at all.” – Ann Landers
“Old age is an excellent time for outrage. My goal is to say or do at least one outrageous thing every week.” – Maggie Kuhn
“You can’t help getting older, but you don’t have to get old.” – George Burns
“I’m very pleased to be here. Let’s face it, at my age I’m very pleased to be anywhere.” – George Burns
“Aging gracefully is about no heavy makeup, and not too much powder because it gets into the wrinkles, and, you know, to not get turtle eyelids and to not try to look young.” – Iris Apfel
“You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.” – George Burns
“How old would you be if you didn’t know how old you was?” – Satchel Paige
“Old age is always fifteen years older than I am.” – Bernard Baruch
“Middle age is when you still believe you’ll feel better in the morning.” – Bob Hope
“Today you are you! That is truer than true! There is no one alive who is you-er than you!” – Dr. Seuss
“I think all this talk about age is foolish. Every time I’m one year older, everyone else is too.” – Gloria Swanson
“I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn’t have one. So I got a cake.” – Mitch Hedberg
“A party without cake is just a meeting.” – Julia Child
“Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.” – Mark Twain
Birthday Card Quotes About Aging and Wisdom
Get inspired by the wisdom of the older and wiser generations with these timeless quotes.
Whether you’re looking for a bit of insight or something to reflect on, these words remind us that age brings experience, understanding, and a deeper appreciation for life.
Perfect for adding a thoughtful touch to a birthday card or just to keep in mind as we grow older.
“Do not grow old, no matter how long you live. Never cease to stand like curious children before the Great Mystery into which we were born.” – Albert Einstein
“Aging is not lost youth but a new stage of opportunity and strength.” – Betty Friedan
“Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty never grows old.” – Franz Kafka
“It takes a long time to become young.” – Pablo Picasso
“The longer I live, the more I realize that aging is not just a process of losing youth but of gaining wisdom.” – Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach
“Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art.” – Eleanor Roosevelt
“Grow old along with me! The best is yet to be.” – Robert Browning
“There is a fountain of youth: it is your mind, your talents, the creativity you bring to your life and the lives of people you love. When you learn to tap this source, you will truly have defeated age.” – Sophia Loren
“Laughter is timeless. Imagination has no age. And dreams are forever.” – Walt Disney
“Nature gives you the face you have at twenty; it is up to you to merit the face you have at fifty.” – Coco Chanel
“Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at twenty or eighty. Anyone who keeps learning stays young.” – Henry Ford
“The wiser mind mourns less for what age takes away than what it leaves behind.” – William Wordsworth
“The longer I live the more beautiful life becomes.” – Frank Lloyd Wright
“He who is of a calm and happy nature will hardly feel the pressure of age, but to him who is of an opposite disposition, you and age are equally a burden.” – Plato
“A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.” – John Barrymore
“As soon as you feel too old to do a thing, do it.” – Margaret Deland
“Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young.” – Ben Franklin
“Aging is an extraordinary process where you become the person you always should have been.” – David Bowie
“For the unlearned, old age is winter; for the learned, it is the season of the harvest.” – Hasidic saying
“Getting old is like climbing a mountain; you get a little out of breath, but the view is much better!” – Ingrid Bergman
“The afternoon knows what the morning never suspected.” – Robert Frost
“We don’t grow older, we grow riper.” – Pablo Picasso
“Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life.” ― Daniel Francois Esprit Auber
“My face carries all my memories. Why would I erase them?” – Diane Von Furstenberg
“Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you’ve got to start young.” – Theodore Roosevelt
“We turn not older with years, but newer every day.” – Emily Dickinson
“All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.” – J.R.R. Tolkien
“With mirth and laughter let old wrinkles come.” – William Shakespeare, The Merchant of Venice
“The older the fiddler, the sweeter the tune.” – English Proverb
“Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.” – Plautus
“The important thing to you is not how many years in your life, but how much life in your years!”– Dr. Edward Stieglitz
“You are never too old to set a new goal or dream a new dream.” – Les Brown
Bible Verses about old age
The ultimate source of wisdom comes from the Bible, offering guidance and comfort through every stage of life. These verses remind us that age brings wisdom, strength, and God’s continued care.
Whether you’re looking for reassurance or a meaningful message to share, these passages from the NIV are a beautiful way to reflect on the blessings of growing older in faith.
“Even to your old age and gray hairs I am he, I am he who will sustain you. I have made you and I will carry you; I will sustain you and I will rescue you.” – Isaiah 46:4
“Gray hair is a crown of splendor; it is attained in the way of righteousness.” – Proverbs 16:31
“The righteous will flourish like a palm tree, they will grow like a cedar of Lebanon; planted in the house of the Lord, they will flourish in the courts of our God. They will still bear fruit in old age, they will stay fresh and green.” – Psalm 92:12-14
“Is not wisdom found among the aged? Does not long life bring understanding?” – Job 12:12
“I thought, ‘Age should speak; advanced years should teach wisdom.’” – Job 32:7
“Even youths grow tired and weary, and young men stumble and fall; but those who hope in the Lord will renew their strength. They will soar on wings like eagles; they will run and not grow weary, they will walk and not be faint.” – Isaiah 40:30-31
“The glory of young men is their strength, gray hair the splendor of the old.” – Proverbs 20:29
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