25 Original Valentine Funny Poems for Silly Cards

Are you ready to add a little humor to your Valentine’s Day celebrations? Look no further than our collection of Valentine funny poems to brighten up your card! 

Whether you’re writing a Valentine’s Day card for your significant other or just want to spread some laughter on this love-filled holiday, our original and silly poems are perfect for anyone with a sense of humor. 

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With lighthearted verses, a bit of sarcasm, and tons of cheese, these cute poems and quotes could be the star of a funny card.

Who says Valentine’s Day has to be all serious and oooy-gooey romantic? Embrace the lighter side of love with our hilarious poems that are guaranteed to delight and entertain.

So grab a pen and get ready to bring some laughter to your loved ones with our collection of funny and whimsical Valentine’s Day poems.

My husband and I wrote these original funny Valentine poems and we reserve the copyrights. You may use any of these poems for personal use only. You may list up to 2 on another post with credit and a link back. No commercial use is allowed without permission.

If you’re looking for sweet poems that are heartfelt and may just bring a tear to your eye, we’ve got those coming soon too.

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Roses are Red Valentine Funny Poems Short and Sweet Valentine Funny Poems

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Roses are Red Valentine Funny Poems: 

I think everyone’s probably heard a “Roses are Red” romantic poem. They’re usually a short cute love poem and unbearably sappy. Here are a few less sappy ones that are sure to make your Valentine smile.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Why you love me?
I haven’t a clue.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I love you despite,
The smell in the loo.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’ll give you chocolates,
But I’ll eat them too.

Roses are red,
Violets are flowers,
I think you’re amazing,
You’ve got love superpowers.

Most roses are red
They’re sweet don’t you think,
But if you love me
You’ll get me a drink.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Your collection of pets,
Qualifies as a zoo.
But you’re caring and tender,
You see a thing through.
Just a few of the things,
I admire about you

Roses are red,
Their petals are soft,
But because you’re allergic,
You’ll sneeze your head off.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I love you way more,
Then my favorite brew.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I love you in spite.
Of the way that you chew!

Roses are red,
Violets are blue, 
I cannot believe,
That I’m stuck with you!

Roses are red,
Violets are blue, 
I swear not to get,
A cheesy card too.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’m absolutely, positively terrible at rhyming,
But I still love you!

Roses are red
Deathcap mushrooms too?
Am I trying to love,
Or neutralize you?

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Short and Sweet Valentine Funny Poems

Writing a funny Valentine’s Day poem doesn’t have to be difficult. Get your creative juices going with these humorous poem suggestions:

You eat like you’re starving
You sneeze like a cat
Your cooking would make
A thin man grow fat
On Cupid’s big day
You need to know that
Next to you is the place
I need to be at

Your socks on the floor,
They drive me insane,
But I still love you,
So I won’t complain.

You talk in your sleep,
It is quite bizarre.
But I love you dear,
Yes, just as you are.

So, if I tell you
“I love you my Dear.”
Would you go to the fridge
and get me a beer?

Your quirky dance moves,
Always entertain,
My affection for you,
it’s hard to explain.

You snore like a freight train,
And your socks never match,
Wouldn’t trade you for anything,
You’re my perfect mismatch.

So you and I make quite the pair
With all our quirks and messy hair
You love my jokes and silly ways
And even when I have off days
I love that I can make you smile
With my silly and unique style
Here’s to us, sweet Valentine
I cherish the day I made you mine.

You never remember
where you put your keys,
Your cooking is like
a mouthful of bees.
You wear the goofiest, rattiest T’s
But Babe you still make me,
Weak in the knees.

Your dad jokes are rough,
Your hair is too long.
There’s no one like you,
to butcher a song.
But time spent with you
I couldn’t go wrong.

Babe, you may be
a little bit strange,
But my love for you?
It will never change.

Against all odds, you and I, still a team,
Our love’s like a wild, hilarious dream.

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I hope you enjoyed our take on funny poems for Valentine’s Day and that we got you all inspired to write your own. I recommend making use of a syllable counter and a rhyming tool which have been a life saver writing these.

If you’re looking for a fun last-minute gift to go with your funny card, love coupons make the perfect gift for this special day. They are the perfect Valentines because you can fill them with whatever you want. And I have a long list of 111 love coupon ideas for you to choose from.

I also have ideas for little Valentines for kids in my ultimate list of classroom valentines.

Happy Valentine’s Day