Kid Valentine Jokes – 33 Silly Jokes That Children will Love to Share

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These are kid-friendly jokes, all clean, and all definitely corny.

Your kid’s lunchbox is a great place to leave one of these silly Valentine’s Day jokes the week of February 14th.

Just write them up on the back of one of these adorable free lunch box notes because every kid likes little notes from their parents now and then.

This is my daughter’s list of her favorite kid Valentine jokes. I hope you enjoy it.

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These corny one-liners will leave you hungry for more.

What kind of Valentine’s Day candy is never on time?
Choco-late.

What did the tomato say to his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day?
I love you from my head tomatoes.

Why are artichokes so nice?
They’re known for their hearts.

Why did the magnet stick on the refrigerator?
He found her to be very attractive.

How did the two prunes confirm dinner plans?
They said it was a date.

What did the dry grape say to his wife?
You’re the raisin I smile.

What did the boy pickle say to the girl pickle on Valentine’s Day?
You mean a great dill to me!

What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine’s Day?
Cauliflowers!

What did the blueberry say to the strawberry on Valentine’s Day?
I love you berry much.

Where do all the pastas take their girlfriends on Valentine’s Day?
To a meatball.

What kind of Valentine’s Day candy is never on time?
Choco-late.

What did the tomato say to his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day?
I love you from my head tomatoes.

Why are artichokes so nice?
They’re known for their hearts.

Why did the magnet stick on the refrigerator?
He found her to be very attractive.

How did the two prunes confirm dinner plans?
They said it was a date.

What did the dry grape say to his wife?
You’re the raisin I smile.

What did the boy pickle say to the girl pickle on Valentine’s Day?
You mean a great dill to me!

What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine’s Day?
Cauliflowers!

What did the blueberry say to the strawberry on Valentine’s Day?
I love you berry much.

Where do all the pastas take their girlfriends on Valentine’s Day?
To a meatball.

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Kid Valentine Jokes for Animal Lovers

Squirrels, cats, and elephants celebrate Valentine’s Day too. Your friends will have to think to figure out these Valentine’s day riddles.

What do you call two birds in love?
Tweethearts

What did the girl squirrel say to the boy squirrel on Valentine’s Day?
You’re nuts so bad yourself!

What did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine’s Day?
You’re purrr-fect for me!

What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?
I love you a ton!

What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
Can I hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand?

What did the boy bee say to the girl bee?
I love bee-ing with you, honey!

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More Valentine’s Day puns for kids

More clean Valentine jokes for the win.

Who always has a date on Valentine’s Day?
A calendar.

Which type of flower is the best at giving smooches?
Tulips.

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine’s Day?
We’re a perfect match!

Why do air fresheners love Valentine’s Day?
They’re so scent-imental.

How can you save money on Valentine’s Day?
Become single.

What do you call someone with a cold on Valentine’s Day?
Lovesick.

Why did the boat want to date the canoe?
He was so row-mantic.

What did one light bulb say to the other?
I love you a whole watt, you light up my world.

How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?
It gave her a ring.

What did the ghost say to his wife?
You look so BOOtiful.

What did one volcano say to the other?
I lava you.

What did the Valentine get arrested for?
For stealing someone’s heart.

What did the calculator say to the pencil on Valentine’s Day?
You can always count on me.

What did the drum say to the other drum on Valentine’s Day?
My heart beats for you.

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine’s Day?
I’m stuck on you!

Why didn’t the skeleton want to send any Valentine’s Day cards?
His heart wasn’t in it.

I once fell in love with someone who only knew 4 vowels.
They didn’t know I existed.

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More Valentine’s Day Fun

Are you also looking for a Valentine’s Day card for your kid’s school gift exchange?

Don’t leave without checking out all the Valentine’s Day cards for kids available on my blog and shop. As well as a fun round-up of 35 free non-candy Valentines.

I also have free Valentine’s Day coloring and a fun word search game for all ages.

For the parents, you may want to get ready for Valentine’s Day by reading these 111 love coupon book ideas for your significant other. Or pretend you’re a French chef and try your hand at making authentic French chocolate truffles and make a homemade box of chocolates with these free heart boxes.

If you’re looking for more jokes for kids I have plenty, and even whole list of Christmas jokes and Halloween jokes.

I wish you a happy Valentine’s Day.