Exercise your funny bone with these 40 best Halloween jokes for kids.
This is definitely a collection of corny Halloween jokes. Classic Dad-style jokes. But in our house, it’s our daughter who loves to tell the goofy jokes and it’s she who curated this collection of her favorite Halloween jokes.
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In this kid-friendly jokes list, you’ll find skeleton jokes, vampire jokes, ghost jokes, monster jokes, witch jokes, mummy jokes, and even one Halloween knock-knock joke. (Only one because those are just not really funny).
So whether you’re an adult or a kid or just need some funny material for a Halloween party or for your school class, you’re sure to find a funny joke to put you and your friends in the Halloween spirit.
You could even tell jokes to the kids as you dish out the candy on Halloween night.
Funny Halloween Jokes for Kids
|A skeleton walks into a bar and says, “Hey I’d like a coke and a mop”.|
|Why didn’t the skeleton cross the street? |
He just didn’t have the guts.
|What music does a mummy listen to?|
|Why didn’t the skeleton like recess?|
He had no body to play with
|What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?|
|What do you get when you cross a vampire and a teacher?|
|Do zombies eat donuts with their fingers?|
No, they eat their fingers separately.
|Why did it take the monster a year to finish a book?|
He wasn’t very hungry.
|What’s a witch’s favorite school subject?|
|Where do baby ghosts play?|
You’ll also love:
|What’s a zombie’s favorite cereal?|
|What’s it like being kissed by a vampire?|
It’s a pain in the neck.
|Where do ghosts shop?|
Don’t cry! I didn’t mean to scare you.
|Why are ghosts so bad at telling lies?|
Because you can see right through them.
|What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert?|
|Why are graveyards so noisy?|
Because of all the coffin.
|What do you call two witches sharing an apartment?|
|How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?|
You use a pumpkin patch.
|Why are skeletons so calm?|
Because nothing gets under their skin.
|What has hundreds of ears but can’t hear a thing?|
|Who do monsters buy cookies from?|
|Why is a cemetery a great place to write a story?|
Because there are so many plots there.
|Why are there fences around cemeteries?|
Because people are dying to get in.
|What do demons eat for breakfast?|
|Why did the skeleton cancel his recital?|
Because his heart wasn’t in it.
|What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?|
|Why do ghosts hate when it rains on Halloween?|
It dampens their spirits.
|Why do ghosts make the best cheerleaders?|
Because they have spirit.
|What kind of monster is the best dancer?|
You’ll also love:
|Why do ghosts love going to Six Flags?|
Because they can ride lots of roller-GHOST-ers.
|Why didn’t the mummy have any friends?|
He was too wrapped up in himself.
|What is a ghost’s favorite drink?|
|Why didn’t the vampire attack Taylor Swift?|
Because she had bad blood.
|The maker of this product does not want it, the buyer does not use it, and the user does not see it.|
What is it?
|What do you need to get inside a locked cemetery?|
A skeleton key.
|What do birds say on Halloween?|
“Trick or tweet!”
|What kind of makeup do witches wear?|
|What’s a ghost’s least favorite room?|
The living room
|What is a ghost’s favorite time of the day?|
I even made a short video with some of these jokes just for fun:
Which one was your favorite? Do you have a good Halloween joke we missed? Let me know in the comments.
If you need more jokes, go check out the 41 funny puns for kids for more around-the-year jokes. You may also like the free printable “You’ve been BOOed” game as a great way to spread Halloween fun throughout the neighborhood.