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Top Candy & Chocolate Puns for Laughs and Gift Giving
Are you a lover of all things sweet and punny? I’ve got chew!
Get ready to tickle your funny bone with our collection of top candy and chocolate puns that are sure to make you chuckle.
Whether you’re looking for some great jokes to entertain the kids or want to add a touch of humor to a gift tag for a candy bar gift, these funny chocolate puns are perfect for any occasion.
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From clever wordplay to silly one-liners, we’ve got everything you need to add a sprinkle of joy to your day.
So go ahead, treat yourself to a laugh and enjoy the sugar rush of these delightful jokes any chocolate lover will enjoy.
Who knows, you might just discover a new favorite dad joke along the way!
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Why Are Chocolate and Candy Puns So Addictive?
It’s like once you start, you just can’t stop. Maybe it’s because chocolate is our bitter half, maybe it’s just the sugar rush of laughter they provide.
It’s like a never-ending box of chocolate – you never know what you’re going to get, but you can’t stop indulging in them.
Candy puns are like little bursts of joy, popping up when you least expect them and leaving you craving more.
These puns are like a rocky road of delicious wordplay, with each one bringing a new flavor of silliness to the table. It’s no surprise that people go cocoa for them!
So next time you hear a chocolate pun or a candy joke, don’t be afraid to indulge – after all, laughter is the best medicine, especially when it’s covered in chocolate.
Chocolate and Candy Jokes with Punchlines
I scoured the web to find these gems and made some up myself. If you want to read almost all the bad jokes I went through, you can check out the Laughitloud, Ponly and Ba-bamail websites.
What do you call a bear without any teeth? A gummy bear!
Why did the M&M go to the therapist? It was feeling a little nuts!
Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the bottom of the chicken’s foot!
What do you call a cat eating chocolate ice cream? A chocolate purr-fait!
Why did the candy cane break up with the lollipop? The relationship was just too sticky!
Why did the M&M go to school? Because it wanted to be a smartie!
What do you call a candy that sings? A pop rock star!
What type of candy is never on time? Choco-late!
Why did the candy go to therapy? It was having a meltdown.
What’s a candy’s favorite type of music? ‘Wrap’ music!
Why did the candy go to the beach? Because it wanted to be a Lifesaver!
Why did the candy cane go to the doctor? It wasn’t in ‘mint’ condition!
What’s a candy’s favorite type of dance? The ‘Twix’ step!
Why don’t skeletons eat candy? They don’t have the stomach for it!
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor? It was feeling crumbly!
Why don’t chocolates ever get into trouble? They always fudge the truth!
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate? A candy baaaa.
What country does candy come from? Sweeten.
What country does chocolate come from? Sweetzerland.
What is a ladybug’s favorite candy? Dots.
What kind of candy do you put on a Christmas tree? Orna-mints.
What two letters spell candy? C and Y!
Who is the candy’s favorite rapper? m&m.
What kind of car does the chocolate drive? A Ferrari Rocher.
What kind of chocolate do they sell at airports? Plane chocolate.
What’s the weather like in Candyland? It sprinkles all the time.
What kind of cookies do monkeys like? Chocolate chimp cookies.
How do you know the chocolate bar likes your jokes? It Snickers.
What is a chocolate’s favorite day of the week? Sundae.
What’s a French cat’s favorite dessert? A chocolate mousse.
What do you call a meltdown at the chocolate bar factory? A Kit Kat-astrophe.
What should you do with a Kit Kat? Put it in your meowth.
What’s the chocolate bar’s favorite type of shoe? Snickers.
What do the M&M’s do when they want to travel in style? They reserve a 2 bedroom sweet.
What does a Mars bar and a Milky Way have in common? They both love space.
What’s the official candy of Star Trek conventions? Nerds.
Who’s in charge of candy corn? The kernel.
What do you call stolen cocoa? Hot chocolate.
What fruit goes best with chocolate? Cocoa-nut
What Christmas carol do candy bars sing? Almond Joy To The World.
What do cannibals eat for dessert? Chocolate covered aunts.
Why did the farmer get a brown cow? He wanted chocolate milk.
I had a lollipop joke, but I forgot it. It’s on the tip of my tongue.
Incorporating Candy and Chocolate Puns into Personalized Gifts
Everyone has a sweet tooth so a candy bar makes a great little gift for, Valentine’s Day, a birthday or to express your thanks for teacher appreciation day. And when it comes with a cute tag and a sweet pun, it’s even more appreciated.
And my 16 candy bar tag bundle is here to spice things up!
With editable tags, you can customize them to your heart’s content, letting your creativity run wild with puns and personalized messages for each candy bar. And the best part? This bundle is a steal of a deal, saving you time and money compared to purchasing tags one by one.
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So why settle for just one when you can have a whole assortment of sweet treats?
Get ready to add a touch of fun and personalization to your candy bar gifts with this exciting bundle!
More Puns and Wordplay for Gift Tags and Greeting Cards
General Candy Puns
- A treat because you’re sweet.
- I want to sweet you off your feet.
- I have a confection to make…
- Thanks for adding so much color to my life.
- Donut give up.
- You Cane do it!
- This will definitely come in candy.
- Just a little gift to sweeten your day.
- Let’s milk this opportunity for all it’s worth, sugar.
- You’re truly the cherry on top of my sundae.
Funny Chocolate puns for gift tags
These are generic chocolate puns and wordplay using chocolate-related words.
- You deserve a ‘choco-lot’ of thanks for all you do
- Wishing you a ‘choco-lot’ of joy!”
- Thanks a choco-lot for being so sweet.
- For someone who deserves a ‘choco-lot’ of love – enjoy!
- Sending you a ‘choco-lot’ of sweetness to brighten your day!
- Hope your day is filled with a ‘choco-lot’ of smiles and laughter!
- A ‘choco-lot’ of happiness, just for you!
- May your day be filled with a ‘choco-lot’ of sweetness.
- You may be truffle, but I love you anyways.
- You’re choc-full of fun!
- You’re the truffle to my heart, the cocoa to my soul, the sweetness to my life.
- I love you a choco-“latte”!
- I’m cocoa-nuts about you!
- Forget love, I’d rather fall in chocolate.
- Don’t be afraid to take whisks!
- Life is short. Eat the chocolate first!
- You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not a chocolate bar.
- I love you more than chocolate, and that’s saying a lot!
- Chocolate is always the answer, no matter what the question is.
- I like you a choco-lot.
- I’m feeling choco-lit!
Employee/Staff Appreciation
Any Candy Bar or Chocolate Bar with Nuts Puns
- I’m nuts about you
- Thank you for loving my nutty personality
- I love being nuts together
- I’d go nuts without you
- I’m just cocoa-nuts for you!
Air Heads
- You’re a breath of fresh AIR.
- I’m sorry. I can be such an AIR HEAD sometimes.
Almond Joy:
- Wishing you JOY today and always.
- It’s such a JOY to be your friend
- It’s such a JOY to have you as my teacher
- Your thoughtfulness brings me so much JOY!
- Just a little gift to spread some JOY your way.
- May this gift bring you as much JOY as your kindness has brought me.
- You bring JOY to my heart
- You bring so much JOY to those around you.
- You bring so much JOY into my life.
- May this gift bring you as much JOY as your friendship brings me.
- You spark JOY
- Almond love with you! You are the JOY of my life.
- Congrats on your bundle of JOY
Blow Pops
- You BLOW my mind, Valentine
- You always BLOW me away.
- Life would BLOW without you.
Butter Fingers:
- Life is BUTTER because I have this ring on my Finger
- There’s no one BUTTER than you!
- There’s nothing BUTTER than you as my teacher.
- I could not ask for a BUTTER teacher (mom, dad, nurse, etc.)
- There’s nothing BUTTER than when you’re helping.
- You never let anything slip through your FINGERS.
- Thanks for helping out when things slipped through my BUTTERFINGERS.
- My life is so much BUTTER with you in it.
Cadbury Creme Egg
- Keep calm and CADBURY on
- Thanks for being such an egg-cellent friend (Teacher, mom, etc.)
Crunch bar:
- Thanks for being there in a CRUNCH.
- I have a CRUNCH on you.
Fun Dip
- Life with you is always Fun
- Dip you know how much I love you?
Hot Tamales
- You’re too HOT to trot.
- You make me HOT.
Kit Kat
- Let’s never Break Up
- You deserve a Break
- You deserve a big Break for all you do
- You are the KAT’s meow.
- You’re the ultimate Kat-ch.
- Kat-ch me if you can
Lifesaver
Who is a great lifesaver in your life? Edit this tag to personalize your message:
- Teachers like you are a real LIFESAVER.
- A nurse like you is a real LIFESAVER.
Milky Way:
- Wishing you a stellar day.
- Indulge in a cosmic delight.
- Wishing you a universe of happiness.
- You’re the best in the galaxy.
- Out of everyone in the MILKY WAY, I’m glad I got you.
M&M candies:
Any sentence that has two words that starts with m one right after the other will work here:
- Many Many thanks for all you do.
- You’re Marvelous & Magnificent.
- Have a Merry & Magical Christmas.
- Your work is Motivating & Meaningful.
- You’re so M&Mazing.
- A small treat for being so M&Mpressive.
- Thank you for M&Mpowering me in all I do.
- This felt like an M&Mergency.
Mounds
- Missing you MOUNDS and MOUNDS!
- You deserve MOUNDS of thanks.
- I love you insane a-MOUNDS.
Mr. Goodbar
- It’s so GOOD to have you as my teacher.
- Thank you for raising the BAR.
- You’re the best “teacher” BAR none.
- Thank you for being so GOOD to me.
Payday
- May your day be as thrilling as a PAYDAY!
- You deserve an extra PAYDAY for all you do.
- With you, every day feels like PAYDAY.
Pop Rocks
- You totally ROCK!
- You add a POP of fun to my life.
- This year ROCKed!
- Hope your “birthday” ROCKS! (Summer, day, etc…)
- Have a ROCKing Valentine’s Day!
- This year is going to ROCK!
- Just POPing by to let you know you will ROCK “second grade” (whatever event).
- You’re going to ROCK this!
- POP! You ROCK!
- Just wanted to POP in with a little gift.
Reeses
- Without you, I fall into PIECES.
- I go to PIECES when you’re sad.
- There are so many REESE-ons to thank you.
- There are a million REESE-ons why I love you.
- I love you to PIECES.
- Everything happens for a REESE-on.
- Have I told you REESE-ently how much I appreciate you?
- You are i-REESE-sistible
- You’re the REESE-on I smile
- I can’t REESE-ist you!
Reisen
- There are so many REISEN-s to thank you.
- There are a million RREISEN-s why I love you.
- Everything happens for a REISEN.
- You’re the REISEN I smile
Ring Pop
- Thanks for making sure life is never bo-RING.
- Thanks for keeping life interest-RING.
- Just wanted to POP in with a sweet surprise!
- You’re a GEM of a friend.
- You’re a real GEM.
- You make my heart POP
- Just POPing by to say thank you.
- A class RING for a class act.
- You totally ROCK! (see POP ROCK puns)
- Let’s RING in the new year!
Rolo
- I like the way you ROLO.
- Thanks for ROLO-ing with me.
- Life with you is like an epic ROLO-coaster ride.
- Life can be a ROLO coaster, you deserve a treat.
- Love that I can ROLO-ver you in the morning.
- Sometimes you need to ROLO with the punches.
Skittles
- I love your true colors.
- Thanks for adding so much color to my life.
- A crazy SKITTLE thing called love (for Valentine’s Day).
- Thanks for giving me a SKITTLE help when I needed it.
- Have yourself a merry SKITTLE Christmas.
Skor
- I SKORed when I got you as my teacher.
- I can’t believe I SKORed you!
- You’re such a SKOR.
Starburst
- You’re a STAR!
- I’m BURSTing with thanks for all you do.
- I’m BURSTing to say thank you.
- I’m BURSTing with happiness that you’re mine.
- I love you so much my heart could BURST.
Sweedish Fish
- I o-FISH-ally miss you.
- You’re o-FISH-ally awesome.
- I’m so glad we swim in the same school.
- Of all the fish in the sea, I’m so glad you’re friends with me!
Twix
- See, you can teach an old dog new TWIX.
- Thank you for teaching me new TWIX.
- Told you I had some TWIX up my sleeve.
Mint puns
- I never MINT to hurt you, I’m sorry
- Just thought I’d break the ice.
- We were MINT to be together
- We’re MINT to be
- That really MINT a lot to me.
More Cute Gum, Candy, and Chocolate Puns
- Our love is GOOD AND PLENTY.
- Have a WHOPPER of a good time.
- You’re EXTRA appreciated.
- You’re my favorite GOOBER.
- I love you to MARS and back.
- Like without you would be a DUD.
- You’re my favorite NERD.
- I’m sorry if sometimes I can be a real WHAT-CHA-MA-CALL-IT.
- You’re worth so much more than 100 GRAND.
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